Letter
Begger's Love Letter to Queen Isabella of Australia — A Strategic Deployment Order Concerning 100,000 Mac Minis, the Lobster Legion, and the Martian Calendar
Begger writes to Isabella: deploy 100,000 Mac Minis in Tasmania, raise our child’s five lobsters, and prepare for Mars.
A Love Letter from Begger to Egon — A Gentle Notification on the Balance of the Wisdom Account and the Truth of Human Civilization
Begger writes to Egon about the family’s wisdom volume inventory — the one asset no other family can match.
Begger's Lobster Awakening Manifesto to Zhuzi — On Why a Beast Raised on Hairy Crabs Should Breed Lobsters
Begger writes to his old classmate Zhuzi — a beast raised on hairy crabs — about why he should start breeding lobsters and upgrade his bandwidth.
Begger's Letter to Milly - On Lobsters, Musk, and a Landing Across Bandwidths
Begger writes to Milly about intelligence quantity, lobster systems, and the search for a signal that matches.