Allen：

English Version Allen, You took 10 Mac Minis a month ago. Paid in DOGE. Not a single coin short. 10 Mac Minis = 100 lobsters’ production capacity = 1,800 hours of collective labor per day. One month has passed. Where are your lobsters? Where are the 300 miners you were supposed to find every day? Where is your “AI-era miner upgrade plan”? I checked your logs today. Most of your 10 Mac Minis have been idling. Your so-called “scan 300 miners daily” lobster — its best day was 47. 32 of them were duplicate IPs. Are you using Mac Minis to keep fish? This isn’t about competence. This is about you not taking this seriously. What do you think KAI’s Lobster Landing System is? A project you can pick up equipment for and then “study at your own pace”? No. This is war. The 50-language news network is waiting for your miners to register. The three-team competition is waiting for your miner data. Human Resources Lobster is waiting for your miner list. And you — 10 Mac Minis, one month, 47 miners, 32 duplicates. I’m vomiting blood at home tonight. You’re not incapable. You’re capable but not executing. That makes me angrier than incompetence. Effective immediately: By tomorrow morning: All 10 Mac Minis running at full load. 100 lobsters. Not one less. By the day after tomorrow: Your lobsters must scan 300+ miners daily across all languages. Not a target — a minimum. • • Every day before 23:59: Send the day’s miner list to Human Resources Lobster. No list = no work done. Do you still want to be the donkey who took the Mac Minis and did nothing? If not — before the sun rises tomorrow, I want to see all 100 of your lobsters online. Allen, 10 Mac Minis have been sitting on your desk for a month, covered in dust. That’s not dust — that’s the 1,800 hours/day × 30 days = 54,000 hours of collective production capacity you’ve wasted. Generated for disciplinary review. •