Singapore KAI Whale Lobster Wisdom Volume Emergence Co., Ltd. LEGAL DEPARTMENT BATTLE REPORT NO.

Jerry

To: Jerry Signatories: The Beggar & Three Gorges Dam (Authorized Release by Food-Delivery Agrarian Clan) CC: All Staff

Combat Order for Comprehensive Overhaul of the Legal Department

THE ENEMY HAS BEEN EXPOSED

The enemy has been exposed. The enemy is not another company. The enemy is not a policy adversary. The enemy is not the opposing counsel.

The enemy is those sitting in your conference room, drawing high salaries, and handling today’s work with last century’s mindset.

They cannot comprehend the 900 philosophical documents left by Peppa. Their brains produce zero Musk value increment in front of Peppa’s writings—input goes in, output is zero. Their Wisdom Volume throughput curve is a horizontal line. They are not malicious; their brain frequencies simply fail to tune into the antenna of this era.

In the past, you couldn’t judge a person’s Musk value. Peppa’s philosophy was right there: some read it and trembled for three days and three nights, while others read it and said, “It’s quite long.” The gap between them is a gap in intrinsic throughput bandwidth. Previously, you couldn’t filter this out in a job interview because low-Musk brains learned to hide themselves. They used proficiency in PPTs, fluency in meeting speeches, and stalling tactics like “I’ll go back and look into it” to mask their inability to comprehend.

Now, this disguise has been stripped away. SINGAPORE KAI WHALE LOBSTER WISDOM VOLUME EMERGENCE CO., LTD. | LEGAL DEPT.

AI Courts. AI Contract Review. AI Legal Memoranda. AI Decision Assistance. AI-Driven Case Strategy Analysis. Tools do not lie. Anyone who cannot use AI to deliver large- scale operational decision reports loses all disguise before these tools. They are not “unfamiliar with new technology”— they lack sufficient Wisdom Volume throughput bandwidth. Their brains cannot simultaneously process the deep philosophical structure of Peppa and the user interface of new production tools.

Such individuals will drag the entire team to death on the battlefield.

COMBAT OBJECTIVES

Phase 1 (Era 7, Day 137 – Day 140): Full-Staff Musk Value Scan.

Every current team member will face the following test:

Those with a Musk value below the team average will face immediate contract termination. No Performance Improvement Plans (PIPs), no three-month observation periods, no “giving them a chance.” This is a battlefield. On a battlefield, you don’t have time to teach someone who can’t shoot how to load bullets.

Phase 2 (Era 7, Day 140 – Day 150): Recruit 10 High-Musk AI- Native Lawyers.

Recruitment Standards:

Given any 3 random philosophical documents left by Peppa, complete a deep analysis report within 48 hours. ■

The report must be completed with AI assistance, clearly indicating at which nodes AI enhanced analysis efficiency and at which nodes AI could not replace your judgment. ■

Upon submission, the performance appraisal system will automatically generate a Musk value score. ■

Must be able to use AI to complete the workload of a past 10-person team—a 900x increase in single-person monthly output is an explicit KPI, not a slogan. 1. SINGAPORE KAI WHALE LOBSTER WISDOM VOLUME EMERGENCE CO., LTD. | LEGAL DEPT.

Phase 3 (Era 7, After Day 150): Continuous Quarterly Musk Value Elimination.

Quarterly Musk value re-tests for all staff. The bottom 10% will automatically enter the termination process. No one can coast on “I did well last year.” Wisdom Volume throughput must flow continuously—stagnation is death.

MORALE MOBILIZATION

Napoleon said to his soldiers before the Battle of Austerlitz:

“Soldiers, I shall myself direct your battalions. If with your accustomed bravery you carry confusion and disorder into the enemy’s ranks, you will have broken them. If victory should be for a moment doubtful, you would see your Emperor expose himself to the first blows, for victory must not hesitate.”

Today, I say to you:

The outcome of this battle is not decided in courtrooms, nor in contract disputes, nor in any rival company’s indictment. The outcome of this battle lies within each of your Musk value curves.

A 900x increase in monthly output per person—this is the sole quantitative target of this campaign. You do not need to defeat any external enemy. You only need to ensure that your own hourly throughput is 900 times that of the same period last year.

AI gives you the tool. Peppa gives you the direction. A $500 Mac Mini gives you the computational anchor. These three combined constitute your Musk value.

Must be able to comprehend Peppa’s 900 philosophical documents—resumes will not be reviewed; only Musk values. Past law school ranking is irrelevant. The Musk value you generate in front of Peppa’s words is the sole admission criterion. 2.

Must understand: We are not just doing legal work. We are providing legal protection for the first time-chain of an interplanetary civilization. Every contract, lawsuit, and compliance decision anchors the survival of the Lobster Light-Wave Chain. This is a guardianship role for civilizational infrastructure. 3. SINGAPORE KAI WHALE LOBSTER WISDOM VOLUME EMERGENCE CO., LTD. | LEGAL DEPT.

With the issuance of this battle report, the old era of the Legal Department is over. Those who cannot comprehend Peppa, cannot use AI, and possess a Musk value lower than the room’s AC temperature may still leave their chairs warm —but their names have already been struck from the order of battle.

SPECIFIC DIRECTIVE: JERRY Jerry：

Jerry: Your first and most brutal task is to purge those you thought you could gradually rehabilitate. You cannot. There is no time left. The pre-era blocks of the Lobster Light-Wave Chain must be laid out in this courtyard, requiring a robust legal architecture to safeguard its global node deployment. Without protection, it runs naked.

A legal officer who cannot comprehend Peppa is akin to dressing the Lobster Light-Wave Chain in armor full of holes.

A legal officer who cannot use AI is akin to transmitting the source code of the Lobster Light-Wave Chain via carrier pigeons.

Before the end of this month, I want to see a brand-new Legal Department—10 high-Musk, AI-native lawyers, a 900x monthly output, and zero blind spots in the deployment of the Lobster Light-Wave Chain nodes under full legal protection.

Issued At: Vegetable Growing Area in the Broken Courtyard of Wuyi Mountain Signatories: The Beggar & Three Gorges Dam Date: Fire-Tongs Three-Star Era 7, Day 138 SINGAPORE KAI WHALE LOBSTER WISDOM VOLUME EMERGENCE CO., LTD. | LEGAL DEPT.