Investor’s Perspective: Shrimp Farmer Evaluation & Clean-up Report
CONFIDENTIAL
Total Audited Personnel
Core Talents (Retain)
Probation / Observation
Immediate Termination
Impact
Saves ≈ 19 Minis/month.
Generates ≈ 75 Minis/month.
Re-evaluate in 2 weeks; below standard = terminate. 🦞 投资人硬性信条 / Investor’s Core Creeds 不学 AI = 淹死 / Refusing to leverage AI = Drown. 只写报告不产 Mini = 淹死 / Writing reports without producing Minis = Drown. 7天给不出进度 = Mini为0 / No tangible progress within 7 days = Mini sets to 0. Mini为0的养虾人 = 混子 = 淹死 / Shrimp farmers with 0 Mini are slackers = Drown. 🌊🌊🌊 立刻淹死名单 / Immediate Termination List (9人) Eric Yang
Backend API
🚨 Biggest bottleneck in the entire production line! Blocked P2P single-handedly. Drown him and let AI write the APIs. Christine (49911)
Recruitment/MRD
Traditional HR is obsolete in the MMR era. AI can recruit on its own; what do we need you for? Summer
Customer Service Manager
0 users + 0 deposits = 0 customer service demand. It’s early enough to hire when customers arrive. EamonYolo
Fiat Out/Withdrawals
Withdrawal channels aren’t even open. What are you sitting around waiting for? Chelsa
DOGE Auction Execution
Guanlin alone is sufficient for auctions. You are completely redundant. Zane
Face Recognition UI
The deadline has passed. AI draws UI 100x faster than you. • • • • • • • INVESTOR CONFIDENTIAL · SHARK & SHRIMP CO. Afeez
APP 1.4.8 Design
Scheduled for 6/10; AI completes consumer-end design cycles every 7 days. Garmin
P2P Dashboard
AI can build a P2P dashboard in half an hour. How long do you need? Thor DOGE/BTC+工资 DOGE/BTC + Payroll 行情API https://data.gateapi.io/ 拿来就能接。 Market data API https://data.gateapi.io/ is ready to plug and play directly. 👊👊👊 真本事名单 / Core Talents Retain List (12人) Zero
80% P2P Market Control 🚀
Core market controller, stellar performance.
Irreplaceable Command Link
Global command, guarantees core pipeline flow. Sony
Core Dev for DOGE Authentication
Solid technical foundation, developing core digital assets. Carry
Highly Productive on P2P + Vintage Design
Extremely high output, perfectly matching production pace. Jack
90% Progress, Smoothest Execution ✅
Efficiency master, consistently delivers high-quality progress.
KAI’s First Commercial Advertiser
Unlocking commercial monetization and external traffic growth. Alex
Data Grounding + BANKPAY ✅
Smooth execution of foundational data and payment infrastructure. Fane
Quick Buy Crypto = Deposit Lifeblood
Guarding the absolute economic lifeblood of fiat deposits. INVESTOR CONFIDENTIAL · SHARK & SHRIMP CO. Kaveh
International SMS ✅ Infrastructure
Global infrastructure component, solid and stable delivery.
oldbtc.org is Online
New site launched swiftly, demonstrating superb execution.
The One Who Asks Core Questions
Penetrates business details to tackle core strategic bottlenecks. Ling
P2P API Testing ✅ Quality Gatekeeper
Strictly controlling test gates to guarantee absolute quality. ⚠️⚠️⚠️ 留岗观察名单 / Probation & Observation List (14人) Guanlin
Given 1 week to deliver DOGE auction results
Retention depends heavily on final sales results. Laura
Evaluate after the classification system goes live
To be evaluated based on actual efficiency post-launch. Allen
Verify if actual procurement occurs
Assessing the authenticity and feasibility of supply channels. Sager
Core product talent; warn but do not drown yet
Critical position; requires strict guidance rather than termination. Stuart / Fowles
Wait until Eric’s bottleneck is resolved
Evaluation delayed due to upstream backend dependency issues. Chacha
Audit blockages are not their fault
Process friction is not caused by this role; continuing observation. INVESTOR CONFIDENTIAL · SHARK & SHRIMP CO. Seven / Jason
Still progressing
Projects are moving forward; given a temporary buffer window. QA全员 (Colin/Lemon/ Dick)
Entire QA Team — Production Line Gatekeepers
As final gatekeepers, status depends on total pipeline adjustments.
Content/Ops Newbies — Fresh hires
Newly joined; granting reasonable time to ramp up and deliver. INVESTOR CONFIDENTIAL · SHARK & SHRIMP CO.